The Napkin Diaries

I found one of those ridiculous quizzes that we all used to email to each other in like 9th grade. I decided to be 14 again today and fill this bitch out. Ha.

Who was the last person that?

1. you hung out with?
The Esso Club staff that was scheduled today -- Katie, Ashley, Sarah, Jordan and Candice.

2. Saw you cry?
Dave

3. Went to the movies with you?
Dave

4. You went to the mall with?

Erin. It was fabulous.

5. You went to dinner with?
Dave. We went to Denny's. We;re old.

6. You talked on the phone to?
Mom, I think

7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?
Dave

8. Broke your heart?
Wow, long time ago. Blair. but things are definitely cool now.

9. Made you laugh?
my boss, Candice. She threw ranch dressing on me at work, on accident. Ha!

Would you rather?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
well, I tried to get my tongue pierced, but they screwed up.

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny, man.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
I'd prefer to drink whole, however I drink skim milk so I don't gain 20 pounds.

4. Die in a fire or drown?
I chose life.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Parents. My family is the bomb.

What do you prefer?

1. Flowers or candy?
Either is awesome

2. Grey or black?
Black. Duh.

3. Color or Black and white photos?
I print mostly in color. Except for a select few that are exceptionally sweet or sentimental.

4. Lust or love?
Love is awesome. If love is not available however, lust can be a hell of a good time.

5.Sunrise or Sunset?
Start drinking at sunset until sunrise.

6. M&Ms or Skittles?
skittles

8. Staying up late or waking up early?
Stay up entirely too late.

Answer Truthfully!!

1. Do you like anyone?
hmmm. Dave, maybe?

2. Do they know it?
yeah man, he actually knew before he was supposed to.

Do you prefer...

1. Sun or moon?
sun

2. Winter or Fall?
neither. summer.

3. Left or right?
left.

4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?
2 best friends

5. Sunny or rainy?
sunny, please.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
vanilla! mmmm.

7. Vodka or Jack?
vodka i suppose.

A B O U T Y O U!

1. What time is it?
4:37

2. First and middle Name

Nicole Christine

3. Nickname(s):
Nic, Nee, Cononononieee, Nicole Fucking Cononie

4. What is your birth date?
February, 28 1983. That was Fat Tuesday, bitches!

5. What do you want?
a 350 Z, a big brick house, a ton of money, friends and family close by, good health, hot husband, and to be a hell of a counselor

6. Where do you want to live?
on the beach

7. How many kids do you want?

ewwww, kids. i have Tucker the cat for now. Maybe in a lot of years I'll end up with 2 of 'em, though.

8. You want to get married someday?
Yeah, man.

9. What's your current relationship status?
Dave is my boyfriend.

10. What exactly are you wearing right now?
pink wifebeater w/ white one underneath, AE jeans, pink and orange knecklace, no shoes.

6. What is your current problem?
i need to do laundry and my room is a disaster. big issues here, people.

7. What do you love most?
I mean can I answer this honestly? Because really good sex is high on the "love most" list.

8. What makes you most happy?
being tan as hell and not having anything that needs to be done

9. Are you musically inclined?
i dance well to music. and i played the sax when i was younger. and yes, i realize that neither of those really answers the question and that is how i will leave it.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
a few of those stupid boyfriends in high school. ugh.

11. Ever have a near death experience?
neh.

12. Name an obvious quality you have?
i'm creative. and tacky. and funny. that's 3. sorry.

13. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
dance dance, fall out boy

14. Any celeb you would marry?
no, but they could give me some of their damn money.

15. Who will cut and paste this first?
i hope no one does because this is so cheesy.

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
matt mullinax - yay!

17. Do you have a crush on someone?
that Dave guy

18. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
i egged a car once

19. Have you ever been in a fight?
fist fight? no.

20. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
hi, have you met me? and have you ever been to karaoke tuesday??

21. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
eyes. hips, if he's half naked...

22. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
i dunno.

23. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
riiiight. i run into so much shit on accident that doing it on purpose would be really really dumb.

24. Say something totally random about you?
i own orange stillettos

25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
yeah. katie holmes.

26. How old are you?
23

27. Do you wear a watcH?
yep

28. Do you have anything pierced?
ears, belly, tragus

29. Do you have any tattoos?
hell no

30. Do you like pain?
do people really say yes to this question?

31. Do you like to shop?
holy crap, yes.

32. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

jeans, shirt and shorts at american eagle.

33. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
jager bombs

34. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
didn't I already answer this? well, if texts count, it was Adam.

35 What is the background on your computer?
me and Dave

36. What is on the background of your cell?
some flower with a butterfly.

37. Do you like redheads?
Erin is a redhead. I like her.

38. Do you know any twins?
The Hewetts and the Carinos

39. Do you have any weird relatives?
who doesn't?

40. What was the last movie you watched?
16 Blocks. and it was good!

41. What was the last book you read?
i don't read books.

42. Did you or are you planning to go to college?
liked it so much i decided to stick around and get a master's.

43. What is your favorite pair of pants that you own?
i own 5 pairs of the same indigo wash jeans from american eagle... so all of those.

44. Do you like to party?
i mean, maybe once in a while... you know that's not really my style. ha.

how fun was that? and how bored am i? if you made it all the way through this, you're a rockstar. thanks for playing!

Happy Birthday to ME! Yay. Today is my 23rd birthday and everyone has been so very sweet! Thank you all so much for the awesome phone calls, facebook messages, text messages, IMs, and bathroom mirror signs! I have the most amazing friends. And remember to tell Mr. Matt Mullinax happy birthday too! February 28th is where it's at, man.

Also, please note that today is Fat Tuesday and Karaoke. Holy crap. Get ready for a wild night!

so, saturday night dave and i decided to have a "nice" dinner out (i.e. not fast food). i wanted to go to wild wings, but they were insanely crowded, so we chose charlie t's instead. i had been craving chicken for whatever reason, so of course, that was what i ordered. low and behold, not even an hour after dinner...
i got food poisoning.
oh.my.god. i would never wish this pain upon anyone. it is the most violent illness i have ever experienced. it came with a disgustingly high fever, chills and lots of miserable bathroom time. and man, do i know that dave loves me because he helped me though all of it.
it started saturday night, lasted all day sunday, most of monday and now i am still queasy on tuesday. i advise you to never eat chicken at charlie t's. ever.

102 F hosted a Moonshine Keg Party last night. Turned out to be rather interesting. I will do a mini recap of the evening for you:
- I came over and did Dave's laundry. Dave was not present.
- We had a keg with no tap until Dan got there.
- Shawn ate a strawberry that had been soaked in moonshine. I don't think it tasted good.
- Shawn later threw up.
- We made a beer pong table out of Joe's closet door and dressers.
- There are about 30 people there that I did not know. I think they were under age, too.
-Ashley Pike, Ashley Alden and I had a very interesting conversation about 2 guys that we know. Both of which we believe to be gay. And creepy.
- We wrote our names on our cups and still managed to drink from cups with other people's names on them.
- Gabby and I had a really good psychology talk.
- Joe's "sex lights" were a hit. We thought they would be sketchy. Turns out people like them.. or maybe they were sketchy themselves.
- Senn wore someone's beer... in his lap.
- I vandalized Dave's bathroom mirror with lip liner.
- We finally got a picture of Robby.
- Some dude played Excite Bike on old school Nintendo. And got really excited about it.
- Stephanie has now coined the phrase "Duck Lips". They look like this:
- I actually made a trip to each bathroom in the apartment. All for specific reasons. I've never done that in one night.
- Some chick was really impressed with my shirt that said "Turn Me On"
- There were a large amount of Asian girls there.
- There was drama. But I think it helped the girls bond.
- Most of us got high off the markers that we wrote on our cups with.
- I made a turkey, cheese and tomato sandwich when I came home.
That pretty much sums of the Moonshine party. Moonshine = Bad. Shawn can tell you. I could have told you that, too actually.

So, Dave and Shawn have become obsessed with this wretched playstation game called Socom. More like Socrap. All they do is sit in their respective rooms with their little headsets, yell to each other and at other players and blow each other up or run each other over with tanks. Woo. At dinner tonight Shawn compared me and him to a divorced couple fighting for custody of the kid. Dave being the kid. I still cannot fathom the love men/boys/dumbasses have for video games. Especially video games where there isn't a very clear beginning and end. This is why I enjoy regular old school grey box Nintendo. We all can understand that Mario starts at the beginning of a world, stays on one path, kills some flying turtles, hits his head on a box at the end, collects some coins, perhaps a new life, and moves to the next world. Simple. Socom = not simple. Socom = stupid. Oh yeah, I have a disclaimer for this blog. Shawn told me I could do it. And Dave knows I love him. And he did give me neat computer toys that make my computer better that I don't understand. So I told him I'd make him cupcakes. Even if he does like Socom. As long as he doesn't start coming to bed with his controler or headset... or Shawn... I suppose I can deal with this video game obsession.