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Hey Rookie You're so Fine

i made a rash decision. well kinda. i mean, i guess it was mildly planned out. whatever. i pierced my left rook. or, got it pierced, i should say. if you don't know what a rook is, go google it. it's hot.

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Remember These?

I found one of those ridiculous quizzes that we all used to email to each other in like 9th grade. I decided to be 14 again today and fill this bitch out. Ha.


Who was the last person that?

1. you hung out with?
The Esso Club staff that was scheduled today -- Katie, Ashley, Sarah, Jordan and Candice.

2. Saw you cry?
Dave

3. Went to the movies with you?
Dave

4. You went to the mall with?

Erin. It was fabulous.

5. You went to dinner with?
Dave. We went to Denny's. We;re old.


6. You talked on the phone to?
Mom, I think

7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?
Dave

8. Broke your heart?
Wow, long time ago. Blair. but things are definitely cool now.

9. Made you laugh?
my boss, Candice. She threw ranch dressing on me at work, on accident. Ha!

Would you rather?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
well, I tried to get my tongue pierced, but they screwed up.

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny, man.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
I'd prefer to drink whole, however I drink skim milk so I don't gain 20 pounds.

4. Die in a fire or drown?
I chose life.


5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Parents. My family is the bomb.


What do you prefer?

1. Flowers or candy?
Either is awesome

2. Grey or black?
Black. Duh.

3. Color or Black and white photos?
I print mostly in color. Except for a select few that are exceptionally sweet or sentimental.

4. Lust or love?
Love is awesome. If love is not available however, lust can be a hell of a good time.

5.Sunrise or Sunset?
Start drinking at sunset until sunrise.

6. M&Ms or Skittles?
skittles


8. Staying up late or waking up early?
Stay up entirely too late.

Answer Truthfully!!

1. Do you like anyone?
hmmm. Dave, maybe?

2. Do they know it?
yeah man, he actually knew before he was supposed to.

Do you prefer...

1. Sun or moon?
sun

2. Winter or Fall?
neither. summer.

3. Left or right?
left.

4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?
2 best friends

5. Sunny or rainy?
sunny, please.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
vanilla! mmmm.


7. Vodka or Jack?
vodka i suppose.


A B O U T Y O U!

1. What time is it?
4:37

2. First and middle Name

Nicole Christine


3. Nickname(s):
Nic, Nee, Cononononieee, Nicole Fucking Cononie

4. What is your birth date?
February, 28 1983. That was Fat Tuesday, bitches!

5. What do you want?
a 350 Z, a big brick house, a ton of money, friends and family close by, good health, hot husband, and to be a hell of a counselor

6. Where do you want to live?
on the beach


7. How many kids do you want?

ewwww, kids. i have Tucker the cat for now. Maybe in a lot of years I'll end up with 2 of 'em, though.


8. You want to get married someday?
Yeah, man.



9. What's your current relationship status?
Dave is my boyfriend.

10. What exactly are you wearing right now?
pink wifebeater w/ white one underneath, AE jeans, pink and orange knecklace, no shoes.

6. What is your current problem?
i need to do laundry and my room is a disaster. big issues here, people.

7. What do you love most?
I mean can I answer this honestly? Because really good sex is high on the "love most" list.

8. What makes you most happy?
being tan as hell and not having anything that needs to be done

9. Are you musically inclined?
i dance well to music. and i played the sax when i was younger. and yes, i realize that neither of those really answers the question and that is how i will leave it.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
a few of those stupid boyfriends in high school. ugh.

11. Ever have a near death experience?
neh.

12. Name an obvious quality you have?
i'm creative. and tacky. and funny. that's 3. sorry.

13. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
dance dance, fall out boy

14. Any celeb you would marry?
no, but they could give me some of their damn money.

15. Who will cut and paste this first?
i hope no one does because this is so cheesy.

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
matt mullinax - yay!

17. Do you have a crush on someone?
that Dave guy

18. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
i egged a car once

19. Have you ever been in a fight?
fist fight? no.

20. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
hi, have you met me? and have you ever been to karaoke tuesday??

21. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
eyes. hips, if he's half naked...

22. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
i dunno.

23. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
riiiight. i run into so much shit on accident that doing it on purpose would be really really dumb.

24. Say something totally random about you?
i own orange stillettos

25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
yeah. katie holmes.

26. How old are you?
23

27. Do you wear a watcH?
yep

28. Do you have anything pierced?
ears, belly, tragus

29. Do you have any tattoos?
hell no

30. Do you like pain?
do people really say yes to this question?

31. Do you like to shop?
holy crap, yes.

32. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

jeans, shirt and shorts at american eagle.


33. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
jager bombs

34. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
didn't I already answer this? well, if texts count, it was Adam.

35 What is the background on your computer?
me and Dave

36. What is on the background of your cell?
some flower with a butterfly.

37. Do you like redheads?
Erin is a redhead. I like her.

38. Do you know any twins?
The Hewetts and the Carinos

39. Do you have any weird relatives?
who doesn't?

40. What was the last movie you watched?
16 Blocks. and it was good!


41. What was the last book you read?
i don't read books.

42. Did you or are you planning to go to college?
liked it so much i decided to stick around and get a master's.

43. What is your favorite pair of pants that you own?
i own 5 pairs of the same indigo wash jeans from american eagle... so all of those.

44. Do you like to party?
i mean, maybe once in a while... you know that's not really my style. ha.



how fun was that? and how bored am i? if you made it all the way through this, you're a rockstar. thanks for playing!

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what the fuck is a grandpuppy?

okay so tonight was human growth and development with dr. babble ass. i will leave her anonymous for now, so as not to destroy my grade if she were to ever get ahold of this particular entry. holy freaking god. save me. please. or shoot me. okay first, being that we are in the counseling field, we should be people that others would see as someone they would want to seek help from, right? well, dr. human damn development does not fall into the someone i want to seek counseling from category. see, dr. growth, is well, just that... growthy. not a small woman, to put it nicely. frumpy, big scraggly hair, crooked yellowy teeth, some dandruff, some splotchiness, and some just not goodness exuding from her. grooooss. i mean, nice, i guess, just not easy on the eyes. which again goes along with the idea of her not being someone i want to seek help from.
so she bumbles about for 3 hours, discussing the syllabus in too much detail, her family and how they lived without indoor plumbing back in the 1700s, her opinion on school programs which according to her do not reflect the opinions of clemson as a whole.... and she also forced us to play the "lets get to know each other game" -- you know, the one where you introduce your new friend and tell interesting facts about them the way we did when we were in the second fucking grade? yeah, big yay for the get to know me game. she got a little twitterpated when i was like "yeah i have my tragus pierced." ha. she thought i was being foul. that was funny. oh yeah, and we were so lucky as to learn about her extended family as well -- she decided to share with us about her grandpuppy. Really, what the fuck is a grandpuppy?! She's all like "OMG, I could talk about my grandpuppy for hours, so if you want to know anything about my grandpuppy, you just ask me and we can talk about grandpuppies." this is the part where i screamed on the inside and tried to smile on the outside. difficult task. and like, of all things to elaborate on, who picks grandpuppies? come to find out, i thought that a grandpuppy might be a puppy from other puppies, you know, like a whole generation of puppies. no. wrong thought process. apparently a grandpuppy is the pseudo child of your own child. who knew?
whatever. so we get through class. which mind you, was no easy situation. ugh. she is all disorganized, scatterbrained, and frumpy. and frumpy is not okay in my book. makes my learning abilities plummit when you are frumpy. gah. so she babbles on about these crazy papers we have to write and like, as a class, we were discussing shit since she did in fact put us into shit-discussing groups... and then, without warning, proceeds to say, "raise your right hand if you can hear me." people in the class actually gasped "whhaaat?" and nicely refrained from adding "the fuck" to the end of their flabbergastedness. like, its one of those moments when your jaw lowers slightly, your eyelids get heavy, you shove your chin into your chest and only moderately raise your eyebrows and think to yourself, "did i really just witness this?" lord help us. and especially help erin, who has the misfortune of having to experience the frumpy growthy beast for now a second time. poor child. she will need help after this. but not from her of course. as we've learned, dr. human growth ass is not the one we seek out when our lives are a spiraling death whirlwind of disaster.

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